Friday, June 3, 2011

The girl who joined the Evil League of Evil


Starring Kalle Blomkvist as The Thoroughbred of Sin!

Friday, May 20, 2011

By any means necessary


1964, Malcolm X: "I'm not an American. I'm one of the 22 million Black people who are the victims of Americanism. One of the 22 million Black people who are the victims of democracy, nothing but disguised hypocrisy."

2010, President Barack Obama: "We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus--and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself."

Recommendation: Obama's Deal, based on Malcom X.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Out, damned spot! And don't call me stupid!


Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Also, it goes to eleven.

Recommendation: Macbeth, based on Waiting for Guffman, A Fish Called Wanda, and This Is Spinal Tap.